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The Sodomite and the Regular
A sodomite and a regular Were walking down the street together. It had been forever Since they had seen each other When an accident occurred right in front of them. Both instinctively sought to administer That medicine necessary for resuscitation To the injured woman. The regular knocked out the other And administered the emergency Respirational […]
michaelbray
Jun 23, 20201 min read
The Rappers’ Revival
Got eleven Over ten Said “Make America Great Again” What now? How? Gotta blow those clinics up What’s up? Said gotta blow Gotta blow Those God-damned clinics up! Ain’t no time For another crime This’n’s on the docket Get a rocket Gotta blow those clinics up! 17 June, 2020
michaelbray
Jun 17, 20201 min read
Revival!
(Illegal Poetry) Abortuaries were burning Across the fruited plain! A soothing aroma ascending to heaven The angels were rejoicing Revival had come to God’s frozen A new era had dawned and people Were finally coming around. Glory! Sodomites and abortionists Were hanging in the public squares Of every city on gallowses! Then I awoke. It […]
michaelbray
Jun 15, 20201 min read
Out of the Bleachers!
Godless pro-aborts and sodomites be damned Bring Law and order to the land Stop the blood flow at the “clinics” (Pick up your rocks and your sticks) Honor God and His Rule Teach Truth to kids in school Away with fools and false teachers On your feet andOut of the bleachers! 12 June, 2020 at […]
michaelbray
Jun 13, 20201 min read
Bored and Abhorred
If you don’t want to be abhorred By the Lord Don’t be bored Doing nothing to stop the hordes From taking up swords Against the innocent ones Who don’t get the fun Of life on God’s earth Denied that birth And their imago Dei worth. Oh what a curse Upon those who first Lifted their […]
michaelbray
Jun 13, 20201 min read
Cesarbech
You first heard it here. “Why, I’m cesarbeching, dear!” It is my answer to my wife when she asks, as she does each day upon returning and finding me peacefully relaxing or busily tapping at my ‘puter: “What did you do all day?” I answer, “The usual cesarbech of course.” To which you (the […]
michaelbray
Jun 2, 20201 min read
Self-restraint
You might like to have sex With homos, dogs, cats, and rats But it’s not good for the hood. The judgment comes down And flows all around And drowns The life of folks who Want to live And to give Back to God Who made them To honor and obey Him all day In every […]
michaelbray
Jun 2, 20201 min read
No Cursin’ Deaf Folk!
Been readin’ the Word o’ God and trying to get me some o’ that REform in ma heart! Says right there in Leviticus that a fella is not s’posed to trip up blind folk or curse deaf ones neither. Right there in Leviticus the 19th chapter and the 14th verse. Yessir. Well it just causes […]
michaelbray
Jun 2, 20201 min read
Corona Prayer
O Lord, In this time of crisis and uncertainty We know Your people pray For Your will to be done. O the coming down of the sun Reminds me of the fun One may have, even on the run, That time of night When wrongs can be set right. To the wicked we bring the […]
michaelbray
May 28, 20201 min read
On Fags and Forgiveness
26 May, 2020 A Lesson from Leviticus (18:26) What were God’s people to do with those “non-Christians” – those Godless who were living within their jurisdiction? Israel required the “foreigner” – the non-convert – dwelling among them to conform to the divine moral standards – the Law. It did not matter what the foreigner’s “orientation” […]
michaelbray
May 26, 20201 min read
Burn, Baby, Burn Pollitt’s Book
25 May, 2020 Need something to burn? Trying to stay warm and got some money to waste? Buy Katha Pollitt’s book in support of child murder, entitled – simply, “Pro”! A Barnes and Noble special! Pro what? Well, we can only imagine. Pro-baby-butchery of course! It’s your “choice”! (Oh, love that CHOICE!) Remember those good […]
michaelbray
May 25, 20201 min read
To Babies Born
Boom! Did you hear that? Ah! Sweet, sweet music! Yo’ didn’t hear it? Boom! It’s the sound of An abortuary burning! Sweet, sweet music To my ears So it’s cheers To those fellows And ladies (let’s not Forget those ladies!) O let us pray For another day Of joy for a boy Or even a […]
michaelbray
May 19, 20201 min read
Ancestry Dot Com
Ancestry Dot Com You got nothin’ comin’Adam is your boss He brought the loss You got that thing within They call it sin And it puts a din On all you do You can’t win You got it right in you Nothin’ you can do But repent, take hold Get bold and say “Hey” to […]
michaelbray
May 16, 20201 min read
Pounce on the Mouse
(For our wanton animal rights friends and patriots) 13 May, 2020 I love those bald eagles Whenever they swoop down And clamp those powerful jaws Around the neck of small birds Or a mouse or other hapless rodent. My heart throbs with joy. The squeals of those mice Squeezed by those talons Is like sweet […]
michaelbray
May 14, 20201 min read
Who You Momma?
Who you Momma?Your Mom is the oneWho looks after your life.Like a wifeShe cares for you over all.She is the one who broughtYou into the world and soughtTo make you all you might be.Oh that you could seeWhat a wonder she be!There will come a dayWhen she will go awayNever to be seen againThat place […]
michaelbray
May 13, 20201 min read
The Palestra
The ancient word for what we now call a gymnasium or a stadium where public sporting events took place in ancient Greece. Nice. The oldest of these panhellenic games organized as a quadrennial event was put together in 776 B.C. It consisted of five contests, a “pentathlon,” all in which all athletes participated. “To promote […]
michaelbray
May 12, 20201 min read
Explaining Corona
The Corona Judgment Who will explain it? A foretaste of the judgment to come The calamity which befalls A nation of baby-killers And tolerators of the same. Only the beginning! Repent or see a calamity You would never have imagined possible From a God so kind and generous. Oh how He has blessed and indulged […]
michaelbray
May 8, 20201 min read
Overwhelmed by Sins of Omission
I adjure you to abjure asinine jesting And jocularly to join with Jesus. Jettison juvenile joys and jump on the Bandwagon as we bust balls And break wind without whining While we wind our way through days of Dreary drudgery dreadfully facing Fearful foes and friends forsaking Foolish ways while we wander wistfully Wither we […]
michaelbray
May 4, 20201 min read
The Big Ten (in verse)
You shall have no other gods but Me, Before no idol bow the knee; Take not the name of God in vain, Nor dare the Sabbath day profane; Give both your parents honor due; Take heed that you no murder do; Abstain from words and deeds unclean; Nor steal, though you be poor and mean; […]
michaelbray
Apr 29, 20201 min read
The Church
On the nature of the Church, comprehending each local church as “The Church” as well – compositely – as each in unity as a singular Church inclusive of but not under the Bishop of Rome, I offer some early liturgies and other witnesses taken from The Ante-Nicene Fathers (Roberts and Donaldson, T.T & Clark, Vol. […]
michaelbray
Apr 29, 20204 min read
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