How Do You Like Me Best?

How do you like me best? “All kinds of ways, of course!” You say. But how the best? How better than all the rest? With a shaven face, no beard. But isn’t that kind of weird? It’s a woman who has no hair And draws from men a stare! But men are supposed to be tough And a hairy face looks rough, Givin’ those hostile punks a scare. Yeah, somethin’ about that hair! Well, I’ll grow it out for a while No matter ’bout changin’ style Stubborn fellas do what they do But still do what they lady wants to. O those ladies are quite the gas Best to please them at the last . . . She don’t like that face all “scatchy” Might kick me out and lock the “latchy”

0900 on 11 April, 2021