No Nuts in My Peanut Butter!

I do like those nuts and I like that butter But I don’t want no nuts in my peanut butter! No, sir!  I want things decent and in order, And combinin’ those two just ain’t right! Ahm tellin’ true what a fellow got to do!; Forsake that phony and corrupt product; You got to have the pure and delectable; That which is smooth and easily spread Without all those bumps, nasty obstacles! Said don’t want those foul bumps in my butter! “Away, away from me,” I say!  “Foul intruder! Be ye not on my toast so nastily lumpy: I want naught but what upon my toast is smooth!” That which delights both tongue and tooth.

1245 on 15 Dec., 2021