Raggedy Beard Beach Poem

(Slang Version)

Got a raggedy beard fo’ da beach Staht off ah scratchy and den to trim Fuhst take a day or two t’ swim Den on to take dat nas’y thang down! Trim on up to da Fu Manchu (Might even bun up a haya do!) Den we gonna take dat beard on off Be lef’ wid a big mustache Do it mahse’f won’ cos’ no cash Trim dat ‘stache like in the 3rd Reich (Then jus’ might ha’ tuh take a hike!) Yeah we gonna swim an’ get all clean No moh raggediness to be seen Can’t teh me Ahm thoughtless an’ mean Come home all fancy an’ renewed Folks be sayin’ “Wha’s up dude?” “Los’ dat raggedly look fo sure Your han’some looks we can endure. Well da’s all I got for this lovely mornin’ Stoppin’ dis flow to you ‘thout warnin’ 0620 on 23 April, 2021 (Regular English version)

Got a raggedy beard for the beach Start off allscratchy and then to trim First take a day or two to swim Then on to take that nasty thing down! Trim on up to the Fu Manchu (Might even bun up a hair do!) Then we gonna take that beard on off Be left with  a big mustache Do it myself  (Won’t cost no cash) Trim that ‘stache like in the 3rd Reich (Then just might have to take a hike!) Yeah we’re gonna swim and get all clean No more raggediness to be seen Can’t tell me I’m thoughtless and mean Come home all fancy and renewed Folks be sayin’ “Wha’s up dude?” “Lost that raggedly look for sure Your handsome looks we can endure.” Well that’s all I got for this lovely morning Stopping the flow to you without warning