To the Tune of “Water You Turned into Wine”

Verse 1

I think I just watered down wine ‘Twas nothing less than a crime; I did not mean it! Tellin’ you true.

Into the house post a walk Before a word I could talk, I poured some water into a glass.

Took a quick taste and was burned Into a frenzy I turned About my folly; ’twas not jolly.

Refrain:

I just can’t drink it Feeling like a twit I’ll never do it again

Please tell nobody I’m feelin’ cruddy Gotta put this to a pen.

0925 on 19 Aug 2022