Poetry

2 Sam 18 (3 Aug., 2021) Absalom was stuck in a tree Hanging by his hair for all to see (v. 9) Well, the word got back to Joab And he decided he would take a stab. He took three spears in his hand (14) And put them through the heart of that man There […]

2 Sam. 17 & 182 August, 2021 Hushai contradicted Ahithophel (17:7) But the plan of Hushai was bad And the Lord had trouble in line By the counsel of Ahithophel to come. The Lord had a plan for Absalom; Calamity was on its way. (14) “Don’t spend the night in these fords. (16) Got on […]

(2 Sam. 19) Barzillai was a very old guy Said, “Why should I cross over? I don’t want to be a burden to the king! (35) Go on and do your own thing. Eighty years old, don’t know up from down. Can’t taste what I eat or even fool around. I need to go home […]

A fag-free country Is what we want to see. De-legitimize sodomy And set the people free From confusion and delusion About happiness and life, Best to be found with “man and wife.” Get over all the strife And confusion in the street! Call a man to focus on a teat, Rather than another man’s virile […]

Well, she scrapped her scrubs And we sat down And played a game o’ cards. Well, it was hard! I was beatin’ her pants right off; O man, I had to scoff! ‘Twas a sho-nuf slaughter An’ I was a boastin’ louder Than ever I had before (Almost threw me out the door!) Well, I […]

Like a couple of slugs Moving along the sidewalk “I’m, feelin’ it for you! You’re feelin’ it for me! Let’s suck on each other!” They slide along leaving a line Their scum on the sidewalk behind On walls and your cars A trace of their hook-ups Is left in the world. So boys and girls […]

Well, the woman had a really fine butt; She could shake it, wiggle, and strut. But finally would come a day When she’d have to put it away. Wasn’t something the Lord would see; There are loftier matters, indeed; Things of the soul, like sin That wickedness deep within. Got to look for things above; […]

(2 Sam 15:20f.) They passed over the brook Kidron, David and all his men. ‘Twas a wrenching of the heart, indeed, But necessary to be freed From the war brought by Absalom; Had to head toward pagans and slums. It was bye-bye to Ittai, the Gittite, But that man wanted to do right. Said, “Wherever […]

(2 Sam 15-17) Tamar was a real hot thing, Drove poor Amnon quite mad. Had to have that body now, Couldn’t wait no way, no how! Had to have his way with her And brought down all kinds of trouble. Yeah, the problems in his life did double! Revenge was brought down by Absalom Had […]

Turn on the Light Turn back to God Twist lies out of the education Terrorize the Godless Terminate abortionists Torment terrorists

Adam was black as the night And Eve was white; Their children spread o’er all the earth. ‘Twas a terrible fright To the rest of the Kingdom: Animals big and small. Adam had the gall To ruin it all by sin, Turning the light to din. A universal pity it was, Setting the creatures abuzz, […]

Back when the Fuggers were in Babenhausen Marrying with a lot of class within their class, They were earning those ducats in the day Leading in a mighty capital way And quite prosperously one can say. But you always got to remember, Whether January, June or December No matter what time of your life Or […]

Now here is a woman perverted, All her brain power duly exerted, Her selfish self to satisfy With no good reason why She would choose her foolish notions Over the prophets whose holy devotions Were given to us to trust. But without His word, we thrust Our lives into a world of rust Where we […]

2 Sam. 13f. Said the hearts of the men Were with Absalom “So arise and let us flee! He gonna bring on us some calamity, Take that sword and strike the city! He gonna use the edge of the sword Won’t be nothin’ left o’ that horde. “Behold, your servants are ready!We’re with you, keepin’ […]

You number our days, not we.You declare the end, Lord, As well as the beginning, And after three strikes, it’s over. No second chance; no “do over”! Got to get it right the first time around; No second chance to be found. Press on! Got to live it right out, Greeting each day with a […]

2 Sam. 15 Well, his name means “brother of foolishness” And it’s a name that fit him quite well; Yeah, we’re talkin’ ’bout Ahithophel. Well, Abby plotted with that old man, A counselor from a city called Giloh. Well, they worked on a genuine conspiracy To take King David right on down. “Arise and let […]

A selfish fellow I am, indeed. I want a good life; I get me a wife And she gets me some children to love. But soon they fly away like that dove In my yard every morning. They return now and then, again and again And we’re glad for what we’ve been given: Lives to […]

Blow’em Up Buttercup (To the tune of “Build Me Up, Buttercup” by . . .) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FvluBVhfGcw&list=RDAMVMFvluBVhfGcw We were dancin’ around And we happened upon a “clinic” And it just made us sick. Just thinkin’ about The blood flowin’ out, Couldn’t sit; Just had to bomber it Way, away. Don’t be sad, you gotta be glad […]

I see folks baggin’ ‘at dawg dung, A strange sight to b’hold, Treatin’ ‘at dung of a dog As if it were just like gold, Putting that crap in a bag Just like is was somethin’ precious! Seems like a little bit crazy, But maybe I’m just lazy. Yes, I think I got things to […]

He had the disposition of an infidel! Thought to ma self, “What the hell?” Punk want to run around and tell All kinds of stories and lies about me? I’m about to set him free From this world’s misery! Might have to kick the ass of that punk Tellin’ all that jive, lies and junk […]