“Balliberation”

I’m a fan of “balliberation”; Like to let those jewels swing. Freedom is the way of salvation From a life of cramped gonads. I remember those days of jocks; Worse than in the summer wearin’ socks. Folks way out in the East With garments hanging to the ground May have something on us Western boys; Wearin’ tight-ass pants and shirts. Yeah, we’re the ones that fashion hurts! Ballilberation is the way, I say! Those boys of the East got us beat. I might even deign to put on a hat If tradition makes demands on that. On second thought, I’ll stick around; I like my country and my town. Unless some heavenly messenger calls, I’ll just put up with tight balls.

A.m. on 11 Dec., 2021