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Beware the Restroom!

(or “Fresh from the Restroom”)

Indeed you may know That we have a restroom – so called And that it is located quite near here And I may direct you thereto But you must know that I Have just returned therefrom And so rendered the air Such that it would be unfair To direct you there. Better that you venture outside To a place to you I must confide Where the air is most pure (Any gossip you can endure) Behind a bush and under a tree The air is fresh And the wind blows free

30 Sept., 2020

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