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Brandy Had a Baby in the Womb

Brandy Bottone was down is Texas Drivin’ with that baby in the womb. Lo an’ behold, along came the police: Said, “Can’t drive alone in that lane! High occupancy lane needs two!” She said, “I can count and the one You can’t see in my belly is new. Well, the point that she made was true. Don’t know what the police gonna do; But best they back off and grant her the fact That by the letter of law she did not act In violation of a law or any principle of justice. Let her go and praise her for the point she made. In a day we’ve lost more babies in the womb by the knife Than you’ll ever see die on the road your whole life.

31 Aug., 2022

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