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David Was a Fornicator

(2 Sam 11)

David was a good fornicator Yeah, he was a murder too. He double crossed Uriah And sent him out to die. What a slut was our man, David! What would it take to save him? Uriah was a man of his word; Wouldn’t do a thing absurd. Stable in all his ways Should o’ had many-a days But David cut him off right now! Pulled the troops and war went south. Left Uriah in a place of doom, So David made space to be a groom. Well, David was a good fornicator And said to Uriah, “See ya later!”

26 May, 2021 

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