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Ikeman, The Eggman

Ikeman, the eggman Fries ’em every day; Downs those eggs, I say! A fella might say, “No way!” Yeah, he swallows ’em down Fast as a blood hound Runnin’ after that prey! Said, “He’s an egg-eatin’ man!” And he’s doin’ all he can To teach those kids And coach those boys Not messin’ round with toys On the sedentary internet! Nah, he’s trainin’ those boys to be set To grapple one another on the mat Where wrestlers lose their fat. Yeah, he’s teachin’ those boys to be tough, And rollin’ on the mat ain’t enough. He points ’em to the Lord! (To heaven he’ll bring a horde.) Thank the Lord for a man who’s true! Yeah, there’s nothin’ better to do!

11:40 on 7 Aug., 2021

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