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Latrine Levity

or “Ho, ho, ho! To the Latrine I must Go!”

To an “off-loading” I must undergo “It’s a gas,” I say – “Ho, ho, ho!” Got to get to that latrine Soon! Or I’ll be mean! Yes, I hate to leave this scene; Y’all are not bad company, But when the time comes for me to pee, I must stop smokin’ or drinkin’ tea. A fella’s got to know that priority. So get on board with what’s real; Not your fun I’m tryin’ to steal! Get on with some fine discourse Without regret or any remorse. I’ll be back soon enough To instruct and make you tough.

0650 on 9 Feb., 2022

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