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The Gin Sippin’ Grocer

[Composed on 2 April in 10 minutes, prior to the drive to pick up Semnos from Covenant College]

He met the gross grocer At the grocery Who had a heavy Hankerin’ to pee. Nothin’ he could do But grab a cup or two And hand it to him 1, 2, 3. He left him on the spot To take a wee without a thought Of what the consequences might be Regarding that pee, oh Gee! What to do To get himself through Another day of such folly! Not a very jolly Situation he was in. O but he knew right then He’d be sippin’ on that gin

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