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The Repenting Racist’s Christmas Anthem

(Sung to the tone of “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”)

(Pre-conversion) Verse 1 I’m dreamin’ of a white Christmas Where ain’t no negroes can be found Where the folks are happy Ain’t nobody nappy All waiting for Santa to come ’round

Verse 2 Now, we done lost that race battle But we got bigger things to do Got those babes in wombs To put in those tombs Eventually, we will get to you (Post-conversion) Verse 3 Gonna always be a battle for justice As long as sin is in our heart Got to turn from sin Get cleansed within Before, from this world we depart

Verse 4 Lord, help us get our shit together Forsake those Democrats for good They are nothin’ but trouble Gotta leave ’em on the double To save our own neighborhood

19 Dec. at 1055 on 19 Dec., 2020

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