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Author of A Time to Kill.
Lamentations
Listen, Oh Heavens and Earth
Isaiah 1 Listen, oh heavens and earth! (2) The Lord got somethin’ to say: “An ox knows well his owner (3) And an ass knows where to stay, But you fools can’t see the light of day!You’re just like your wicked parents; Want a house and pay no rents! You despise the Holy One of […]
michaelbray
Mar 9, 20221 min read
Burnt Offerings of Rams
(Isaiah 1:11-19) Burnt offerings of rams And the fat of fed cattle Give the thrills of a baby’s rattle. “I don’t dig it!” says the Lord; “Your offerings are a real bore And you’re dirtying up My court! (12) Just take you trash and go home; (13) I hate your new moons and appointed feasts! (14) […]
michaelbray
Mar 7, 20221 min read
Woman, You Know
Woman, you know what I like And what I like to do; Everything is all about you! So you go to work and leave me here Like a watchman alone in a cucumber field. Yeah, I understand that I made no money; We do what we got to do – honey! When I’m servin’ the […]
michaelbray
Mar 4, 20221 min read
The Importance of the “Breaking of the Bread”
However you may regard the Supper, its significance may have been displayed by an array of responses to the “pandemic.” Our Church of Christ (along with others, it seems) opted to make church assembly available “on line” for those who might enjoy fellowship with others via a computer screen. Hmm. Feed the poor, help the […]
michaelbray
Mar 3, 20221 min read
My Little Finger!
Mercy me, the little finger On my right hand is stuck! Sticks right out protruding! Just glad it’s not in the middle; What a pain that would be indeed! Walkin’ around all embarrassed Like I was advertizin’ for a caress! Bringin’ all kinds of distress Into the holiness of the household! Don’t know how it […]
michaelbray
Mar 3, 20221 min read
Joe Biden is a POS
Joe Biden is a POSThat POTUS is a nasty mess;An apostate runnin’ real lowHeadin’ to that place below;A traitor to his own creedKillin’ those truly in need,Waitin’ for birth in that wombBut turned from life to the tomb.Talkin’ straight: he’s a piece o’ shit!No truth, no holy wit.Thinks like a regular heathen,Killin’ babies before they’re […]
michaelbray
Feb 28, 20221 min read
Come, Let Us Reason Together
Is. 1:18f. “Come, let us reason together,” says the Lord“I got something for you to hear!Though your sins be as scarletI’m gonna make ’em white as snowTellin’ you, it’s a real good dealBetter than a hot free meal!But you gotta be good all day,Consent to do what I say.You gonna get the best food in […]
michaelbray
Feb 21, 20221 min read
The Blood of the Babies on Your Hands
1 Sam. 1:15f. You got the blood of babies on your hands Spreading all over the lands. So when you lift them up in prayer, I must say, “How do you dare?” Those hands are lookin’ real red And all those babies are dead. Have you made yourself clean? With those murderers been mean? “Cease […]
michaelbray
Feb 21, 20221 min read
Risen From the Dead
Risen from the dead, His glory unfurled, Gonna come back Judgin’ the world. Might be done with you! What you gonna do? Get yo’ shit together right quick Done with those deeds that make Him sick! Onward, then, on that path! On Him He poured out that wrath, So you could make an escape. Must […]
michaelbray
Feb 19, 20221 min read
Playing the Tax Game
That which is due Caesar And what he thinks is due himself Are not necessarily the same. Got to play, you know, the tax game. Figure this; figure that like a rat Deduct this, deduct that Trying to outdo the tax man, Necessary that you have a good plan: Keep those records, but don’t lose […]
michaelbray
Feb 18, 20221 min read
Dey Pukin’ Chicken Wings
Dey pukin’ chicken wings an’ chili And dey feelin’ kinda sickie. Don’ want t’ eat no breakfast; In dey bellie got a tempest. Just want t’ get some re-est Don’t want to be a pe-est Hopin’ to get ble-essed So dey can do dey be-est Need dat good health back So as t’ git on […]
michaelbray
Feb 16, 20221 min read
More Wicked Dan Da Pagans Dey Displaced
2 Chron 33:9 “More wicked dan da pagans dey displaced Judah was a messed up disgrace! How could it get like dis?! Da Lord, you know, got t’ be pissed! Wha’s up wi’ so many jack-asses? Dey brains mus’ be slow as molasses!” So goes the complaint of the masses. Comes, then, the prophet of […]
michaelbray
Feb 14, 20221 min read
Vayntrub is a Boob
Actress Milana Vayntrub Needs to find a new gig; We need her in our homes Like we need a pig. Don’t want her at all around us Or to watch her on “This Is Us”! Nothing but a Nazi-like baby-killer Advocating for the “right to abort” A child from the womb to a tomb Or […]
michaelbray
Feb 8, 20221 min read
Some Good Nazis
Certainly there were. Similarly, we might say today that we know some good people who support “abortion rights,” even though we regard such a deed as the murderous, blasphemous, holocaustic slaughter of innocents. We confess that we know folks on that “other side” who are otherwise fine people. So, again, there were some good Nazis […]
michaelbray
Feb 8, 20221 min read
Quite a Girl
She is, yes, quite a girl, A respectable husbander, But finding no one worthy She keeps about her duty Chasing those wicked fellows, Working with the FBI. Truth be told, she gave it a try, But sometimes the how and why Don’t line up with a special guy. Life goes on and no stranger Than […]
michaelbray
Feb 8, 20221 min read
Song of Songs (4:4 redux)
How beautiful you are my darlin’! Got me peckin’ around like a starlin’ Lookin’ for somethin’ to eat; You’d make a fine little piece of meat! Your lips are like scarlet thread, But that veil is gettin’ to my head. Want to see what all’s behind, Feel around for what I can find. Oh baby, […]
michaelbray
Feb 7, 20221 min read
Those Nasty Products of the Fall
Heart issues comin’ down From the maternal side And brain issues from the paternal Here and there comin’ diurnal: Those nasty products of the Fall. Oh, Adam done wrong to us all! Got a grievance to bring to the Lord (You know He’s got to be bored! That whinin’ and cryin’ every day From humans […]
michaelbray
Feb 5, 20221 min read
Perverts Do What Perverts Do
“Don’t like abortion? Don’t have one!” So goes the flippant quip offered by Some asinine pro-aborts in reply To the call for folks to stop murdering Those little ones in the womb. Quite a stupid little quip, indeed. Like: “Opposed to slavery? Then don’t buy any slaves!” “Opposed to rape? Then, Just don’t rape anybody!” […]
michaelbray
Feb 5, 20221 min read
Pater Familias Paraphernalia
Pater familias paraphernalia Is a problem in our house: Dad likes to save mementos: Mom likes to throw them out! Everyone’s got his “thing” to do: Some like to work, some like to chew And don’t know just what to do. We, each, have a plan; Can’t just sit, (You understand!): Some like to write, […]
michaelbray
Feb 3, 20221 min read
A Bit of Stupidity from George Carlin, Recalled
“How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet?”—George Carlin Kind of stupid, actually, George. We eat chickens; we don’t (we civilized among us, that is) eat children. Can’t figure out the difference between a chicken and a human? Well, that is understandable if we are all just […]
michaelbray
Feb 1, 20221 min read
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