Family Matters

2 Chron. 24:23-35:4 The Arameans judged Joash: Killed officials from among the people. (23) Only had small band of men, (24) But the Lord was with those Arameans Bringin’ judgment on Judah’s head For the blood of Jehoiada that was shed; (25) Got murdered in his very own bed. The names of the killers were […]

24 Nov., 2021 How, Romanist Brethren, Can You Abide Biden? If I were an inquisitor, considering the proposition of Roman Catholicism concerning the supremacy of the bishop of Rome, I would be immediately thwarted in 2021 by the ongoing very public membership of POTUS Biden in the Roman Catholic Church. How is it that a […]

Well, he had the blues, Some call it diarrhea, And he squatted the day away. Wasn’t any time to play! Had to go at every turn; Couldn’t even learn What they were trying To teach him in school! Yeah, he pooped like a fool. 23 Nov., 2021

Ikeman, the Eggman, cooks him some eggs; Gives him a lift without all the dregs. Goes to a school to teach some kids How to behave, tighten those lids. Got to learn: “It ain’t all about me.” “Get a grip” and be what you want to be. Broken families are quite the fad; Yes, even […]

2 Chron 23:17-24:11 Busted up that house of Baal; (17) Tore it down and broke it in pieces! Killed a priest by the name of Mattan Jehoiada must have been real strong! Gave the house of the Lord to those Levites, (18) So they could burn those sacrifices. Oh, there was lots of singing and […]

2 Chron 22, 23 Ahaziah and Joram were rebel fools Went out against Jehu, the Lord’s anointed, To cut the house of Ahab off, (7) A move quite worthy of a scoff. While Jehu was smackin’ Ahab down, (8) He slew the princes of Judah too. Caught Ahaziah hiding in Samaria; (9) Brought him to […]

2 Chron. 21-23 Yeah, Elijah wrote Libnah a letter As those prophets had hankerin’ to do. Said, “You’re walkin’ like those kings of Israel Playin’ like a whore once again; (13) What’s the Lord to do but strike you down: (14) Your wives and your goods with calamity! Gonna suffer that sickness “severe” ‘Til it’s […]

Indeed, if the term didn’t suggest a prejudice against paedobaptism, I would rename, with due derision, my dishwasher – calling it my “dish sprinkler”; it rarely gets all the dishes clean. I must always rub off this or that “besmirchment” in the wake of its failure. Ah, but such are the travails of modern, civilized […]

(Les Miserables, redux) Verse 1: Green – the color of her name When – she was but a dame. Bray – the name that she retains Married – and taking all the pain. Verse 2: She – is such a fine lassie Without – her I could never be. Some times – she is so […]

(2 Chron. 21:12f) Didn’t walk in the ways of King Asa, Chose to play the harlot instead, Killed his brothers and his own family; Jehoram was a nasty kind of king. So Elijay sent the king a letter (12) “You failed to walk like Jehoshaphat.You just haven’t got it like that! Wanna be a man […]

Dear Romanist brethren, How is it that you retain membership in a church which admits and tolerates the notorious pro-abort, pro-sodomite POTUS, known as Joe Biden? If the bum cannot be excreted from political office for treason (promoting the slaughter of Americans in the womb and the death of Americans by the advocacy of “Sodomy […]

She must have felt like a privileged woman; He loved her more than all his concubines. Rehoboam loved that lady Maacah; Had a thing for that woman, uh huh! So he made Abijah the leader of the boys (22) With a plan to make him the king. Spread those boys out to all the cities […]

16 Oct., 2021 Dear Brethren of the Romanist fold, How do you tolerate Biden? How do you remain in fellowship with him, tolerating him as a member of your alleged “body of Christ”? When will you rise up and revolt against those authorities in your “Church” which has permitted this ongoing blasphemy? Truly this […]

(1 Kings 11) Solomon had a thousand women; 700 wives was just a start. (v. 3) Had another 300 concubines And those ladies done turned away his heart. But he really wasn’t wholly devoted, As David, his father before him; (7) He did evil in the sight of the Lord; Chased an idol of the […]

Many a beggar, personal/private or organized professional, comes asking for your “dough.” The conscience of every sinner knows he owes someone for his un-judged life. (He is yet breathing and hasn’t paid the penalty due for his offenses against the Almighty and His commands!) There is much to be done, even after genuine repentance, in […]

(1K. 6:38f.) at 0800 on 16 Sept., 2021 Solomon built that temple The eleventh year in the month of Bul Had two doors of cypress wood The finest home in the neighborhood. It took seven years to build that place Don’t know if you’d call it a disgrace But his own house took him thirteen. […]

(1 Kings 3:14f.) “If you walk in My ways I’ll prolong your days,” Said the Lord to Solomon. Ah, but when he awoke Said, “It must have been a joke! I been dreamin’ like a fool again.” (15) So he traveled along to Jerusalem, Stood before the ark of the Lord, Burned some offerings and did […]

Truth be told, “Your life ain’t worth a shit Without the Lord Jesus,” So best repent right quick And turn it all around; Only in Him may right life be found. So get off your feeble crutches And pick up that iron cross. Run whole hog after the Boss! A mighty fine holy Savior, Help […]

I married a wonderful woman Kind, with plenty of wit; Compared to me . . . well, She married a piece o’ shit. Buys those groceries every week And I just love to take a peak At whatever she brings home to eat. I get right down on my seat And down those veggies and […]

Got a hitch to my walk; And it ain’t just talk. Got pain with every step! No fun to go out; Can’t sing or shout When those hips are cryin’ Out for mercy! Oh my, oh me Count it one, two, three And I’m done and been set free From the walk and the pain. […]